Disc Golf Jokes

Disc Golf Jokes: Have A Little Laugh

 

Disc golf does not always have to be serious and competitive. Sometimes on the course it is ok to let loose a bit and let your personality show. Check out some of our disc golf jokes for the next time you play a round with your friends.

 

 

Top 10 Best Disc Golf Jokes

 

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Why did the disc golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.

 

How does a disc golfer organize a party? They invite all their disc-mates.

 

Why did the disc golfer cross the road? To get to the other fairway.

 

Why was the disc golfer always calm? Because they had a good backhand.

 

What do you call a group of disc golfers? A round.

 

What do you call a disc golfer who throws with the wrong hand? A lefty.

 

How do you know if a disc golfer is a pro? They can throw a putter off a cliff and make it come back like a boomerang.

 

How do you make a disc golfer’s day? Tell them you’re taking them to the course for a round of golf.

 

Why did the disc golfer bring a rope to the course? To tie up the course record.

 

Why did the disc golfer bring a chainsaw to the course? To cut down the rough.

 

 

Know of any more fun disc golf jokes? Let us know in the comments!

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Hi Everyone! My name is Adam, and I am the disc golf swing guru. I live in Charlotte NC. A great city for disc golf, and have been playing for over 15 years. I created this site to share my love of the sport with others. My goal is to create the best disc golf community on the web. I hope you find the information helpful and informative. Enjoy your stay!

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